Top 3 Spam Subjects

I randomly decide to delete my spam folder in my email but not before some of the subject lines of the emails caught my eye. Listed below are my 3 favorite.

3. Twink roommates gangbanging

2. Raunchy young hotties from the cattle-shed

1. Animal shelters become places for raw fucking

Im not even sure what #2 means. If you read this please leave a comment as to what you think it means.

Battle of the bands

Nickelback and Three Doors Down should do battle to see which one of them sucks more dick. The winners have to suck the losers dicks.

A letter I just wrote to Dunkin Donuts

When did a bagel with butter become a do it yourself thing? Yesterday i stopped into the above store (On N Harvard St in MA )to purchase a bagel and an iced tea. I pay and leave a tip. Less than 5 minutes later I am on the highway and i take a bite of my bagel only to find that there was no butter on it, which i requested. At first I think it is a mistake and am annoyed but realize anyone can make a mistake. Then i look in the bag and become infuriated when i realize that they put individual butter packets and a flimsy plastic knife in the bag. So obviously it was not the case where someone had a momentarily lapse in concenration but rather some idiotic management type policy. What lazy, cheap moron decided that it was a good idea for people to have to butter their own bagels? This is about the most ridiculous, nonsensical thing i have ever seen. Here you go, butter your own bagel, while driving. Then after making a mess trying to drive and make my own bagel i reach into the bag to get a napkin to clean my hands and of course there were none. This is as poor of service i have ever seen and an outrageous example of someone literally doing as little as possible for their customers, while trying to save what has to amount to fractions of a penny per order. Whats next? Order a cup of coffee and get hot water and grinds? I left a 1$ tip, which i want refunded as soon as possible. I dont want a refund fo the order, I just want my 1$ tip back that i left for the most incompetent, lazy and just overall garbage employees that you employ.

"Gleaming Spires"

I just downloaded the song "Are You Ready For the Sex Girls" from the Revenge of the Nerds Soundtrack. To make room on my Ipod I had to delete the 3rd version I had of Sandy by Bruce. I actually purchased the song from ITunes

Gump

My favorite scene in Forrest Gump is the one where he totally punks out Jenny's wanna be pussy-douchebag boyfriend by vociferiously suggesting that she return home to Alabama along with him. And the snively litte worm cowers to Forrest, who had very recently whooped his ass.

"Blessed"

You know what i hate? People who when asked how they are doing respond "blessed" and say "have a blessed day" instead of have a good day or take it easy or something like that to end a conversation. Just about anyone who says that they are "blessed" most certainly is not. Last week at work some elderly woman told me that she was blessed right before informing me that she will not be able to pay the 13$ bill she had due in 3 wks. Now ive been flat on by balls broke, but ive never been in such a bad way that i was sure that i would not have 13$ in 3 wks. And if I were to ever be that bad off i certainly would not describe my situation as "blessed".

The Wire

How can a show whose point is to illustrate how boring being a police detective really is be so fucking interesting?